Me: If you could make anything, what would you make?
Student: A time machine.
Me: Why?
Student: Because I want to go back to last semester.
Me: *Very confused* Why?
Student: Shhh... *Glares at my co-teacher who arrived at the beginning of the semester*

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Me: What would you make?
Student: A memory machine.
Me: Why?
Student: Because I hate studying, but studying is good for me.

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Me: What would you make?
Student: Love medicine.
Me: Why?
Student next to her: Because she loves boys.
Student: No! *Blushes and hides her paper*
Me: *Takes a peek at her paper and reads (silently) "Because I love Gunyoung soooo much!" Awwwwww!

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Me: What would you make?
Student: A nuclear.
Me: A nuclear what? Bomb?!
Student: Yes.
Me: WHY?!
Student: To protect Korea.

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During an exercise where they had to fill in the blanks explaining why the girl woke up late.
Student: She was in a car accident.
Me: What?!
Student: She got hit by a car.
Me: But then she wouldn't come to class, because she would be in hospital.
Student: No.
Me: Why?
Student: Because she is Wonderwoman!

Later in the class when I am writing the answers on the board.

Student: Teacher! My answer! She was in a car accident!
Me: *Writes it on the board followed by "(and she is Wonderwoman)".
Other student: No!
Me: Why?
Other student: I am Wonderwoman!

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During an exercise where they had to fill in the blanks explaining why the girl woke up late.
Student: Because my mother passed away.